Once I was having a conversation with one of my great friends and she goes like "...And I had a Joey Moment!" Joey Moment! What the hell is a Joey Moment? She then explained me the connection: Sitcom Friends-Joey's character- moments when you make a complete ass of yourself and interestingly only you know about it! If you are all by yourself Joey moment deserves a full-fledged laughter track but if you are with someone and have realised that you have had a Joey moment then the laughter track has to be in a thought bubble.So basically, recently I have had a flood of Joey moments and I felt so proud of myself that I decided this deserves a great chapter on my blog. So here are FEW examples. I am generally an extremely “lost” person but recently, every morning I have been doing some or the other goof ups. Sorry, I have been experiencing Joey moments.
Three days back, I made a cup of tea for myself in the morning and while the tea was on the stove, I put some coffee in a mug and then poured the tea over it.
Two days back, I took my loofah and then took my shampoo and then (yeah u guessed it), poured the shampoo on the loofah and almost scrubbed myself with it!
Generally all these moments have been a part of my super-lazy, I-hate-to-get-up morning life, but there is one Joey moment which took place in the night too, pretty recently!
Here is how it goes. I had couple of beers with couple of friends. And it is a universally acknowledged truth that you feel pee-pee after u have had some amazing chilled beers. That day for some reason I couldn’t use the nearby available washroom. I got home and decided to use my luxurious loo for the great purpose. As I reached till the main door, I was talking to this friend of mine and as the door latch was not on , I presumed that my roomie is at home so decided not to hunt for the key in my bag. I resumed my conversation and simultaneously banged on the door. After approx two-three minutes i realised that most probably my roomie is not at home. Thats when the doom struck.
I kept the phone down and began the hunt for the key in my huuuuge bag in which everything is always badly jumbled up and it’s almost like finding a secret key to a great fortune in a deep dark abyss with lot of enemies to stop you and stuff. Anyways after some minutes, my urge to use the loo was at its peak and there was no sign of the key in the abyss. Out of desperation, I sat down and threw half of the stuff from the bag out. While I was sorting my life out, it happened. There! I had peed in my pants! (Only a lil!!!!). Now this was the first part of the Joey Moment, the second part was that I was not wearing my own jeans but my roomie’s jeans.
Anyways, these were the only few JMs that can be discussed in the public domain. I would love to hear about your Joey Moments:)
I love Joey!
6 comments:
Beer, clearly isn't your thing.
hugs and empathy (for all the Upcoming Joey Moments) =)
hehhehehe was fun reading it..
Even I peed in my pants once. I rushed home to pee in the middle of the evening game, I reached home and was happy to see that the one of the main doors was open (I have two doors). And there I could see my father in the hall repairing our old television set. I rung the bell with the sense of urgency (one time, two times, three times). But you know fathers when they're doing something they think they can do, they are deaf. And he kept saying one minute, one minute. And I couldn't help but (yes! eeeew... I know) :)
Unfortunately for me, I was wearing my own pants. :(
phantasmagoria: I LOVE BEER
Aroon: Thanks :)
Airfilledsky: LOL...Welcome to the JM world...hehehehehe. The thing about fathers is soo funny n so true!!!
Talk about Joey Moments....!
Once I had a friend and she said she wanted to go out shopping, but I said I couldn't come along as I had to attend a wedding in the evening so had to leave early from college.....
Later in the evening, both of us ahd an hour long discussion over tyhe phone about what we were gonna wear for one of our group-mates birthday the next evening.
Lol...obviously she had forgotten what excuse I'd made to her in the morning! And would you believe it? It all struck me after I had spoken to her and hung up!
I love Joey too :D
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